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TICKLE MY FUNNY BONE


Anonymous stikes again! Here are a couple of funny ones, or at least I found them amusing.




The Moron
  By Anonymous

See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron -
My God! Perhaps I am.


Get Up, Get Up
   By Anonymous

Get up, get up, you lazy-head,
Get up you lazy sinner,
We need those sheets for tablecloths,
It's nearly time for dinner.

Now here's a funny one from William Cole:  (Valentine's day is just around the corner)

                                                                                     Marriage Couplet
                                                                               
                                                                            I think of my wife, and I think of Lot,
                                                                            And I think of the lucky break he got.

I'm inspired! Maybe I'll try my hand at writing a funny two-liner to put in a homemade valentine card for my hubby. I'll let you know how it goes.

Currently reading:

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke

Wake by Lisa McMann

Cirque Du Freak - The Vampire's Assistant by Darren Shan

Just After Sunset by Stephen King


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writerjenn
Jan. 29th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
You made that first one up! Come on, you must have. ;-)

angeladegroot
Jan. 30th, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)
Yeah, if only my poetry was that good. Or are you suggesting that I'm a moron? No, no need to explain yourself. (giggles).
kellyrfineman
Jan. 29th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
Good Lord, but those are funny!

If you write a couplet for your husband, I hope it'll be slightly kinder than the one you shared!
angeladegroot
Jan. 30th, 2009 12:34 am (UTC)
I do try to be kind to my hubby, especially on V-day. That's V for valentine, not what you're thinking!
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