Anonymous stikes again! Here are a couple of funny ones, or at least I found them amusing.




The Moron
  By Anonymous

See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron -
My God! Perhaps I am.


Get Up, Get Up
   By Anonymous

Get up, get up, you lazy-head,
Get up you lazy sinner,
We need those sheets for tablecloths,
It's nearly time for dinner.

Now here's a funny one from William Cole:  (Valentine's day is just around the corner)

                                                                                     Marriage Couplet
                                                                               
                                                                            I think of my wife, and I think of Lot,
                                                                            And I think of the lucky break he got.

I'm inspired! Maybe I'll try my hand at writing a funny two-liner to put in a homemade valentine card for my hubby. I'll let you know how it goes.

Currently reading:

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke

Wake by Lisa McMann

Cirque Du Freak - The Vampire's Assistant by Darren Shan

Just After Sunset by Stephen King