Anonymous stikes again! Here are a couple of funny ones, or at least I found them amusing.
The Moron
By Anonymous
See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron -
My God! Perhaps I am.
Get Up, Get Up
By Anonymous
Get up, get up, you lazy-head,
Get up you lazy sinner,
We need those sheets for tablecloths,
It's nearly time for dinner.
Now here's a funny one from William Cole: (Valentine's day is just around the corner)
I'm inspired! Maybe I'll try my hand at writing a funny two-liner to put in a homemade valentine card for my hubby. I'll let you know how it goes.
Currently reading:
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke
Wake by Lisa McMann
Cirque Du Freak - The Vampire's Assistant by Darren Shan
Just After Sunset by Stephen King
- Current Location:dining room table
- Current Mood:
amused
Comments
If you write a couplet for your husband, I hope it'll be slightly kinder than the one you shared!